the natural response

Happy Christmas Eve! We don't do anything big, but it does mean a lot of family time. And that means hilarious things my parents say. My dad had a minor surgery the other day and I asked him how he was feeling. His response: "This part doesn't hurt anymore, but this part does... so I'm wondering if they left a pair of scissors in me."

To my mom: "Maybe if you don't know how to say a word, just don't say it. She always makes up endings to words."

Right now they're at CostCo.