Dad: Jocelyn, guess what?! I accidentally started a pumpkin patch.
Me: Accidentally?
Dad: Yeah! One day, a pumpkin started growing and then I cut out the stem, but they kept growing!
Me: How did it even start growing?
Dad: I don't know. There must have been a seed in the soil I got.
The pumpkins don't look like the ones in the picture, which I got from here. They are green and yellow spotted, "much prettier looking than regular orange pumpkins," according to my dad. Leave it to my dad to have a pumpkin issue. I believe it's karma for never letting me have a glow-in-the-dark pumpkin patch when I was a kid.
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